The Collective Unconscious
will soon be collecting
for the Holidays
in your neighborhood.

Please place all your used archetypes, archons, outworn symbols, irrelevant myths and spent deities in a brown paper bag on your doorstep. Mark the bag clearly with the letters "CU". We will be collecting between January 20, 2003 and February 15, 2003. This will be our last collection before the new eschaton. Remember, unconscious items may be soiled, but must be usable. This collection of the Collective Unconscious will benefit the Unconsciously Deprived.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.