now for a word from our sponsor
Are you tired? Out of ideas for creative gift-giving? Look no further! Your
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While your cowan neighbors rot their brains over silly games like "Operation"
and "Don't tip the waiter!" you can be having loads of good,
wholesome occult fun with toys from Mason Bradley!
Yes, celebrate this Solstice with mirth and reverence by picking up a few
classic games for all the little heathens on your gift list! The occult
bookshop near you is stocked with our board games such as:
Clue-less ("Was it Mathers and the goat in the opium den
with the candlestick?")
Life-afterlifeafterlifeafterlife ( "Be the first to move
your piece through maya and be reborn into a better caste of pawns. The
fun literally never ends!")
Trivial pursuit, Mythology editions ("In your choice of
Gematria Scrabble ("Finally! The proper way to tally up
the score for each word!")
Vivisection! ("Recommended for ages 7 and over, small
parts may pose a choking hazard for children under 7.")
Old Mage ("Still our most popular card game!")
and the ever wacky interactive game:
Don't Trip the Blindfolded Postulant!
Get your little ones the games they have been chargin sigils for this
-brought to you by nej