SAMHAIN PUMPKIN PARADE SONG!
(we'll be singing this as we carry Jack O' the Lantern around the raucous streets of New Brunswick at some point during the Samhain vigil Oct. 29th 2005)

(by Jenniforensic and Patty - to the tune of "What do ya do with a drunken sailor....")

Sooooo ...

What would you do with a Jack-O-Lantern,
What would you do with a Jack-O-Lantern,
What would you do with a Jack-O-Lantern,
Early Samhain evening?

CHORUS:
Hey, hey hoist 'im upward,
Hey, hey hoist 'im upward,
Hey, hey hoist 'im upward,
Early Samhain evening!

(For alternate verses, Patty also gives us:)

Light a candle and put it in him
Dress up and parade him down town
What would you do with a freaked-out neighbor
Sing pumpkin carols on their doorstep

(To these, Jen would add:)

Toast up and enjoy his entrails*
Make sure that he's really scary
Give him eyes and teeth a'-blazin'
Dress him with the fruits of harvest
Raise him on a brand-new litter
Show him to the girls and frat boys
Show him to the friendly shop-keeps
Wish them all a happy new year
Don't look now, here come the hecklers
Try not to get us arrested