Know You're a Sci-fi/geek Pagan When....
hail the Elements Earth, Fire, Water, Air, Naquadah and Dilithium Crystals.
Your coven handmaiden calls herself the 2IC.
The summoner answers to,"Number One."
"So Mote it Be" is replaced by, "So Say We All."
You've referred to the Wiccan Rede as "The Prime Directive."
You've ever told a Servitor to "Make it so."
You've told Tai Chi students to, "Use the Force."
You've banned clocks, watches, and chrome toasters from sacred space.
You've ever left WD-40 as an offering to the Outsiders.
You think of your coven Egregore as more of a "continuum."
The contents of your chalice have ever been "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
You've ever explained the concept of Outsiders as "Your inner
You have various sci-fi soundtracks in with your ritual music cds.
Submitted for your approval: Picture a place between the worlds
and not entirely corporeal, yet not completely ethereal...
You've ever referred to your prededicants or neophytes as "the
Your grove expert in aromatherapy answers to "The Potions Master."
Your Patron has told you that "Resistance is futile."
Your wand is set on "stun."
You've ever referred to fluffy bunnies as "Betazoids" and
Norse Reconstructionists as "kind-of Klingon."